Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: “Who is Valerie?” Wife: “Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.” Husband: “But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?” Wife: “What??! Where are you?” Husband: “Near the bakery.” Wife: “Wait, I’m coming right now!” After 5 minutes,his wife sends a message: Wife: “I’m at the bakery, where are you?” Husband:“I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, buy the bread!”
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